1 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:11,312 Aah! 2 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:12,713 Wha-- 3 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:14,014 Laura! 4 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:15,116 Laura, what's wrong? 5 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:16,984 I missed the bus To cincinnati! 6 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:18,319 I overslept. 7 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:20,588 Aw, that's too bad. 8 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:24,925 What's for breakfast? 9 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:27,328 Ow! Ooh! 10 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:30,198 I was so excited About the cheerleading Competition 11 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:31,665 That I couldn't sleep. 12 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:33,734 When I finally did, I overslept! 13 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:34,802 I'm coming, Laura! 14 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,570 Don't worry, I'll save you! 15 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:37,605 [rattling] 16 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:39,173 Eddie, Open the door. 17 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,308 Hang on, my pet! 18 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,576 Steve urkel To the rescue! 19 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:51,585 Whatahh! 20 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:00,828 Laura, are you okay? 21 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,463 I'm fine, steve. 22 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:04,064 Oh, good. 23 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:20,748 * it's a rare condition * 24 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:22,283 * in this day and age * 25 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:25,486 * to read any good news On the newspaper page * 26 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:29,423 * and love and tradition Of the grand design * 27 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:33,794 * some people say Is even harder to find * 28 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:36,997 * well, then, there must be Some magic clue * 29 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:41,435 * inside these gentle walls * 30 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:44,805 * 'cause all I see Is a tower of dreams * 31 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:48,609 * real love burstin' Out of every seam * 32 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:52,746 * as days go by * 33 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:57,151 * it's the bigger love Of the family ** 34 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:07,361 Steve, are you okay? 35 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:10,030 I'm fine. Let me Clean up that mess. 36 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:13,201 No, no, I'll get it later. 37 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,506 Laura, why did you scream? 38 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:21,742 I haven't heard such A cry of horror since... 39 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:26,347 I showed you that picture Of me in speedos. 40 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:29,016 Ooh, please! I haven't had My coffee yet. 41 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,818 I don't believe this. 42 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:34,021 My squad makes Midwest finals For the first time, 43 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:36,023 And I miss my bus! 44 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:37,157 Could somebody take me? 45 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:40,027 Ooh, ooh, ooh, Ooh, ooh, ooh! 46 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,129 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 47 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:43,764 Dad? 48 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:44,798 I have to go On stakeout. 49 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,835 Ooh, ooh, Ooh, ooh, ooh! 50 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,136 Mom? 51 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:50,904 Honey, I can't miss work Without being docked. 52 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:53,807 Oh, oh, oh, ooh! 53 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:54,842 Eddie? 54 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:56,009 Oh, I'm sorry, sis. 55 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:59,513 The e-man's babemobile Is in the shop. 56 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:06,954 [humming camptown races] 57 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,021 Steve? 58 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:09,223 Yes? 59 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:10,991 Will you drive me To cincinnati? 60 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:13,193 My pleasure, baby cakes. 61 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:14,695 I'll go get dressed, 62 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:18,666 And you go do something With that hair... 63 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:21,269 And we'll rendezvous At the isetta. 64 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:23,371 The isetta? 65 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:25,005 That's what isetta. 66 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:26,674 Hee hee hee hee! 67 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,509 [snort] 68 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,888 [backfiring] 69 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:46,294 [polka music plays] 70 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,178 Steve... 71 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,316 Could you drive A little faster, please? 72 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:12,252 We're getting dirty looks From old people. 73 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,255 What are you Talking about? 74 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:16,857 Like, We're flying, mama. 75 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:20,394 Look how fast those Telephone poles Are whizzing by. 76 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:31,639 Ooh, I got whiplash. 77 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,813 [turns off radio] 78 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,382 Steve, look... 79 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:44,718 No more polka music until We get to cincinnati, okay? 80 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:47,655 Alright, No more polka music. 81 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:49,790 * well * 82 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:52,626 * I'm going To cincinnati * 83 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:55,396 * cincinnati, Here I come * 84 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:56,930 Stop it, steve. 85 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:59,700 * they've got some crazy Little women there * 86 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:03,003 * and I'm a-gonna Get me one * 87 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,105 Fat chance, steve. 88 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:07,007 * well, I might take A train * 89 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:09,109 * I might take a plane * 90 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:12,245 * but any way I go, I'm gonna get there Just the same ** 91 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,747 Steve! 92 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:17,885 If you sing one more note, 93 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:20,821 I'm going to turn Your upper lip into a hat. 94 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:25,393 A little cranky, Aren't we? 95 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:28,862 Might I suggest More fiber in your diet? 96 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:32,332 I'm going to take a nap. 97 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:49,650 Would you like To rest that luscious noggin 98 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:51,885 On a friendly shoulder? 99 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,355 Apparently not. 100 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,734 Ha ha ha. 101 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,302 There we go. 102 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,804 Oh, harriette? 103 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:11,805 Yes, carl? 104 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,106 Behold. 105 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:16,510 The window is fixed. 106 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:19,613 The window that you said 107 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,750 I couldn't repair, Harriette. 108 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:26,286 Well, you said I couldn't do the job, 109 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:28,088 But I fixed the window, Harriette. 110 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:29,490 I fixed the window. 111 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,859 Me, me, me, me. 112 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:34,695 Now, what do you Have to say to that? 113 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:37,130 I'm proud of you, carl. 114 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:39,366 You did a good job. 115 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:41,268 Well, thank you. 116 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:42,970 I deserve it. 117 00:06:58,285 --> 00:07:00,821 Call the repairman, carl. 118 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,391 Hi, everybody! 119 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:05,626 [carl] Hi! 120 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:08,562 How you doing, Fletcher? 121 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,063 Okay. How are you? 122 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,532 I'm okay. 123 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,434 Mother winslow, 124 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:17,538 That pin is beautiful! Is it new? 125 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:20,307 Yes. Fletcher Gave it to me. 126 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:22,075 Well, what's The occasion? 127 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:23,310 No occasion. 128 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:25,779 Just an "I love you" Present. 129 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:26,647 A what? 130 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:28,381 Letting her know I care. 131 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:31,151 Why didn't you Just tell her? 132 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:33,286 Could have saved A bundle. 133 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:35,088 Ha ha ha ha! 134 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:37,124 Ha ha ha ha! 135 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,827 Ha ha ha ha! 136 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:40,628 Ahem. 137 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,996 Somebody else Want to talk? 138 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:46,734 Fletcher tells me How he feels every day. 139 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,636 He leaves love notes. 140 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,337 He left it in there? 141 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,072 No! 142 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:55,576 I'm keeping it Close to my heart. 143 00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:00,080 "Thy kiss, dear maid, 144 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,381 "Thy lip has left 145 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:03,383 "Shall never part From mine 146 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:06,620 "Till happier hours Restore the gift 147 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:09,222 Untainted back to thine." 148 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,125 Huh? 149 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:13,661 That's lord byron, carl. 150 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,663 Oh, oh, I knew that. 151 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:18,632 I have all his albums. 152 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:22,202 Cincinnati area weather-- Partly cloudy 153 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:25,205 With a chance of showers And thundershowers... 154 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:26,607 Oh, look. 155 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:28,742 Sleepyhead is back From nappy land. 156 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,878 How far away are we? 157 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:34,081 I just saw a sign. "Cincinnati--50 miles." 158 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:35,248 That means-- 159 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:36,349 Yep. 160 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:39,519 We'll be there In 2 1/2 hours. 161 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:45,092 Look, I have a headache, A crick in my neck, 162 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:48,328 It's a small car, And you're in it. Speed up! 163 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:52,332 But I'm going The recommended speed For this vehicle-- 164 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:54,501 Any faster Would be risky. 165 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:57,204 Let's just take that risk. 166 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,306 Let's just get there! 167 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,541 Aah, aah! 168 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:07,380 Land sakes, woman! Have you taken leave Of your senses? 169 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:09,282 How fast are we going? 170 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:10,317 Gee whiz! 171 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,652 Oh! I don't know! 172 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:14,087 The speedometer Only goes to 30. 173 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,989 Oh, laura, please! 174 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,424 My car, my car. 175 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:20,193 [backfiring] 176 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:30,838 [ignition rattles] 177 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,007 [ignition rattles] 178 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,809 [ignition rattles] 179 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,717 Did I do that? 180 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,140 Hello? 181 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:08,776 Hello? Anybody? 182 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,814 [thunder] 183 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,320 Hi, honey, I'm home. 184 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:23,657 If you don't Change your clothes, You'll get pneumonia. 185 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:26,059 I didn't bring Any other clothes. 186 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:29,129 Then you're going To get pneumonia. 187 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:31,364 Could I borrow something For tonight? 188 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,133 I'll look. 189 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:38,138 There must be something I can burn afterwards. 190 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:39,506 Here. 191 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,809 Oh, thanks. I'll be back In a jiffy. 192 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:44,044 Take your time. 193 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,112 [door slams] 194 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:48,148 Did you get a hold Of your parents? 195 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:49,616 No. The phone's dead. 196 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,418 So is the isetta. 197 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,953 What? 198 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:56,123 Steve, the first round Starts at 10 a.M. 199 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,390 I have to be there. 200 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:58,859 Don't fret, my pet. 201 00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,293 The car will be ready. 202 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,596 Luckily, The gas station mechanic Found spare parts. 203 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,867 Wow! A complimentary Shower cap. 204 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:09,269 Things are looking up. 205 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,538 Looking up... 206 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,374 First, I oversleep And miss my bus, 207 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,509 Now, I'm in the bates motel 208 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:19,412 With a dead phone and no tv. 209 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,882 Things are not looking up. 210 00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:25,518 In fact, things couldn't Possibly get any worse. 211 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,788 Ready to hit the sack? 212 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:39,066 I spoke too soon. 213 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,373 Well, Goodnight, mom. 214 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,408 Sleep well. 215 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:49,910 I will, honey. 216 00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:53,213 Fletcher's going to give Me a full-body massage. 217 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:59,052 Ooh, it feels so good. 218 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,023 Believe me, The pleasure is all mine. 219 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,860 I don't want To hear this. 220 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,862 Let's go, pumpkin. 221 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,098 After you, Sweet stuff. 222 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:15,769 How about A piggyback ride? 223 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,872 No. You're too heavy. 224 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,510 [harriette] Goodnight. 225 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,711 Ha ha ha! 226 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,179 Do you believe those two? 227 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,382 Yeah. I couldn't Stomach another Minute of that. 228 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,851 What do you mean? 229 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,719 All that Lovey-dovey stuff-- 230 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:35,455 It's embarrassing. 231 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:40,293 I think it's sweet. They're in love and Not afraid to show it. 232 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,561 Show it? 233 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:44,197 They bludgeon people With it. 234 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,167 [mimicking] After you, pumpkin. 235 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,768 [kiss kiss] 236 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,538 Oh, no, after you, Sweet stuff. 237 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,572 [kiss kiss] 238 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,107 For crying out loud, 239 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:57,110 Somebody get their butt In the honda! 240 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,180 Oh, carl, stop it. 241 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,549 Instead of making fun Of them, 242 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,484 You could learn from them. 243 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,853 What's that Supposed to mean? 244 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:09,422 It'd be nice to know How you feel about me. 245 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,291 Oh, come on, harriette. 246 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:14,494 I tell you I love you... All the time. 247 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:15,929 Yes, you do, 248 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,231 But only when we're alone. 249 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,432 Well-- 250 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:24,604 I'd appreciate it if you'd Say it in front of people. 251 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,606 Well, if you--but-- 252 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:27,875 Well, I-- 253 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,576 What--she--but--I-- 254 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,710 One second. 255 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,313 Now, you--harrie-- 256 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,748 Well... 257 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,350 Well... 258 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,924 [muttering] 259 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:06,013 Attention, pinehurst avenue! 260 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,383 Let it be known 261 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:13,653 That I, carl winslow, 262 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:17,390 Love my wife harriette 263 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,858 With a passion 264 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:22,963 That burns deeply Within my soul. 265 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:28,568 We have been married 19 years, 266 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:31,038 But my heart Still skips a beat 267 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,240 Every time She enters the room. 268 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:38,912 You know, I think that Lord byron put it best When he wrote... 269 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:43,050 Well, about a lot of really Neat stuff about love. 270 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,452 But in conclusion, Let me say 271 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:49,356 That I love my wife more With each passing day. 272 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:50,890 She is my heart, 273 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,592 My soul... 274 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,895 And my everything. 275 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,972 Carl winslow's Got to go to bed now. 276 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,285 Urgh... 277 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,120 Oh! 278 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:24,257 Argh, urgh... 279 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,163 Aah! 280 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,241 Argh! 281 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,509 Urgh... 282 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,189 Aah! 283 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,428 Ahh... 284 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,829 Hahh. 285 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:39,032 Oh! 286 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,767 Nighty night! 287 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,771 Goodnight, steve. 288 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,555 [metal squeaks] 289 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:03,723 Aah! 290 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:08,995 Aah! Whoo... 291 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,498 Laura! 292 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,233 Aah! 293 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:26,479 This bed is possessed! 294 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,749 You're just going To have to sleep On the floor. 295 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,084 Oh, no can do. 296 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,952 I'm allergic to cheap shag. 297 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,387 10 minutes On this atrocity, 298 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:37,357 And I'd begin To choke to death. 299 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,659 Well, we wouldn't Want that. 300 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,462 It'll keep me awake. 301 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,164 Very funny. 302 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,698 You've got this big bed. 303 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,567 Why can't we share? 304 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:51,238 Does shag carpet Also make you crazy? 305 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:52,572 Forget it, steve. 306 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:55,242 Then where am I Going to sleep? 307 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:58,611 I don't know. I'm tired Of thinking about it. 308 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,781 Grab a blanket and Go sleep in the bathtub. 309 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:02,982 But, laura-- 310 00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,584 Go! 311 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,744 No! 312 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,813 [thunder] 313 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,585 I will not sleep In the bathtub. 314 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:41,521 You're going to sleep In the bathtub! 315 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,861 What? 316 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:52,299 I wasn't the one Who overslept, Miss rip van winslow. 317 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,933 I tried to help you. 318 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,967 I know-- 319 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:56,303 Don't interrupt! 320 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:59,105 Then I drove you here In my car, 321 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:02,108 And were you Pleasant company? No! 322 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:03,142 Steve-- 323 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,712 I'm not through! 324 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,315 Then, you broke my car. 325 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:11,618 It cost me all I've got To fix it 326 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:14,954 And rent this room At the fleabag inn. 327 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,289 Steve, if you Would just-- 328 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,492 Oh, put a cork in it, Missy! 329 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:24,397 Look, I love you With all my heart. 330 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,599 Just because You don't love me 331 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,269 Doesn't entitle you To treat me like dirt. 332 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,903 I'm a person! 333 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:34,807 I have feelings-- I demand to be treated With respect. 334 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,613 You're right. 335 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,648 What? 336 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,551 You're absolutely right. 337 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:48,321 I messed up, But I took it out on you. 338 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:51,324 You were a friend All the way. 339 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,326 All I did Was complain. 340 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,528 I'm sorry, steve. Forgive me? 341 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,564 Well... 342 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,366 Okay! 343 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,133 Goodnight, steve. 344 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,669 Well, wait a minute. 345 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,070 Where are you going? 346 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,105 I'll sleep In the tub. 347 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,675 Oh, hold it, laura. 348 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,411 This is silly. 349 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,180 Now, let's be adult About this. 350 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:17,250 We have a double bed And two people. 351 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,319 You sleep under the covers, 352 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,621 I'll sleep on top of them, 353 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:24,557 And never The twain shall meet. 354 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,561 Alright, It's a deal. 355 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:11,871 Laura, 356 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,341 Not only do I love you, 357 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:15,908 But I respect you. 358 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:19,646 I would never try To make a move on you. 359 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:22,248 It never even Entered your mind? 360 00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,750 Absolutely not. 361 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:26,886 Why, if I had One single impure thought, 362 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,021 May god strike me dead. 363 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,524 [thunder] 364 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,440 [urkel] Well, maybe one. 365 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,013 Steve, I'm still so excited. 366 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,515 Oh, me, too. 367 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:58,518 Your team is the Midwest cheerleading Champion. 368 00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:01,521 I couldn't have done it Without you, steve. 369 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:03,155 Thank you so much. 370 00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:05,091 Oh, no thanks Are necessary. 371 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,926 Ooh, ooh, ooh! Shh! 372 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:10,229 It's morris pulaski and His polish all-stars. 373 00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:12,699 Oh, I got to stop. I got to stop! 374 00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:48,067 [urkel] Sometimes, you just gotta polka.